In Madrid, nine people have been arrested for smuggling Nigerian girls into Spain and forcing them to work as prostitutes.

They allegedly tricked the girls with phony job offers and then forced them to turn tricks to pay off outlandish debts the girls were said to have incurred.

The gang kept the girls from ratting them out by threatening them with voodoo spells – telling them horrible things would happen to them and their families if they did not stay quiet.

Finally there may be an alternative to getting your dog neutered.

Pretend he/she is a Middle Ages virgin.

A dog breeder in Louisiana has invented a strap-on, eight-buckle canine chastity belt that  will let your pet pooch do everything he needs to do except make little pooches. 

It’s called the PABS, or Pet Anti Breeding System. 

Said AOL Senior Correspondent Buck Wolf, who showed the device to the ASPCA, “I think the big downside is maintenance. Picking up after a dog is one thing. Washing out the chastity belt’s reusable canine sanitary napkin is something else. Even for a dog lover.”

Source: Wireless Flash

“Viewing porn online becomes a major problem only when people become so preoccupied that they spend 16 to 18 hours a day doing nothing else but watching porn, with serious impacts on relationships, work, studies, and finance.”

- Dr. Gomathi Sitharthan, of the University of Sydney’s Graduate Program in Sexual Health, discussing his study on how porn affects people, on news.com.au

As part of a cost-saving move in Osceola County, Fla., inmates have been put to work at animal control.

Two corrections officer. Six inmates.

Inmate Roger Adams was working in the back of the shelter. His girlfriend came in pretending to want to adopt a pet.

When the guards weren’t looking, Adams snuck the girlfriend into the men’s room for a quickie.

“This was a situation where the opportunity presented itself and the inmate took it,” Osceola corrections Chief Greg Futch said. “It’s embarrassing.”

Mary J. Doolin admitted to Cedar Rapids police that she had been running a prostitution ring for a number of years.

She was arrested yesterday for pimping out 37-year-old Debra Voshell (see below) to an undercover cop.

Voshell is her daughter.

Source: Associated Press

New York City announced the finalists today for the wrapper design of its official limited edition free condom.

The five finalists were narrowed down from 600 entries and all five finalists are from the Big Apple.

Your five finalists are:

1) A manhole cover;

2) A power button;

3)  A top hat;

4) A subway train going through a tunnel;

5) A burst of celebratory colors.

 New Yorkers can vote for their favorites until Feb. 28 on the city’s Web site or on Facebook.

We support the manhole cover.

Oh, the field day social conservatives would have with this:

Fredrick Federley is a well-respected representative of the small Center Party in Sweden’s Parliament. But the Associated Press reports that a few times a year he becomes Ursula, a “grandiose diva” with curved eyelashes, pouting lips and skimpy dresses.

And nobody cares.

Federley’s actions aren’t being questioned because he likes to dress like a woman but because of an alleged junket to the sun-soaked Canary Islands:

Who went? Fredrik the lawmaker or Ursula the drag queen?

The lawmaker says the drag queen took the deal but the country’s biggest newspaper is questioning whether there was a conflict of interest.

But no one was questioning whether Federley looks good in heels.

Good thing Sweden has no Sven Limbaugh, Lars Beck or Anders O’Reilly.