Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole makes a lot of personal appearances at nightclubs and restaurants, but she won’t come to your hotel room and have sex with you.

Well, she might if she really likes you, but you can’t call some Las Vegas escort agency and order her up like some Tiger Woods tramp.

One Vegas agency, however, is using Jayde’s Playboy photo on their handout cards and calling her “Tanya,” TMZ.com reports.

TMZ even called the escort service and the service guaranteed that woman who was on the card would be the one who came to their hotel room.

Lawyers for Jayde and Playboy have sent off a cease and desist letter.

Who needs Grand Theft Auto when you can play Adventures in Sex City.

The video game is helping Canadian teens learn all about doing the deed or not doing the deed, as the case may be.

Does it come with a joystick?

In Sex City, players can learn all about STIs, birth control, abstinence, and how to feel good about the size of their goods with the help of various characters like “Power Pap,” a sexually active heroine who believes in regular testing, the abstinence endorsing “Wonder Vag,” and “Captain Condom,” a half-man, half-prophylactic. 

They can also defeat the evil, infectious “Sperminator.”

Says spokesperson Shaya Dhinsa, “We hope a lot of young people visit our site and get useful information about sexual health while playing the game.” 

Source: Wireless Flash

What’s the difference between Hot Yoga and Naked Yoga? Naked Yoga isn’t that hot.

At least it’s not hot enough for the men to get excited.

Naked Yoga in Los Angeles has a mostly gay clientele and founder Phillip Roth (not the author) says mid-session erections were hardly a problem – the workouts were so intense, there wasn’t time for tumescence. 

Roth says Naked Yoga is “freeing” and fun for guys and better for instructors who have a better view of spinal alignment.

Anyone planning Naked Yoga for women?

Source: Wireless Flash

The operation was called “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

That’s just cruel.

Twice.

Gee, a porn star unfamiliar with birth control. What are the odds?

As mama used to say, “Get me pregnant once, shame on you. Get me pregnant twice, shame on me.”

Then when men bought their Valentine’s Day flowers, they were handed “Be Safe Always, Valentine” packs of condoms.

Wary of a Catholic backlash, however, due to the church’s opposition to birth control, President Gloria Arroyo’s government had to stress that it did not give out the condoms to prevent the birth of baby Catholics.

“Our policy on condoms is very simple: We do not give out condoms for contraception,” Arroyo spokesman Ricardo Saludo said on government radio. “If they want to use it for other matters, that is none of our business.”

- “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson, referring to his nude shots for Details, in Details

“To this day I love sexuality. I love the art of sexuality. I love Lady Gaga and the performance of sexuality. The mysterious, the artistic and the slightly perverse. I’m interested in all that.”

- 64-year-old Helen Mirren, who loves Lady Gaga, and would love Kinky Moments if she knew it existed, on BANG Showbiz

He allegedly began assaulting the girl in 2001, when she was seven, and continued the abuse daily until last month, when she was 16.

The girl was his stepdaughter.

In Ohio, a small group of monks from the Syro-Russian Orthodox Catholic Church have taken over the Canfield Colonial Motel and turned it into the Monastery Inn.

The motel was closed last year and former owner Arthur Klein was arrested after Canfield police uncovered a prostitution ring at the Colonial.

According to the Vindicator, the monks are trying to turn the motel around and are currently using it for low-cost housing and an outreach program.

“Right now we also have an outreach program to homeless men who work for a place to stay,” Bishop Timothy said. “We’re using that money to supplement our income until our renovation in the spring.”

The monks also stressed that the rooms inside the motel have been cleaned.