“God bless her that she likes older guys . . .  And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years – Viagra, Cialis – that can make us all feel younger.”
- Michael Douglas, 65, on enjoying life with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, to AARP magazine

You can poison our pet food and put lead in our toys, but DO NOT mess with James Bond.
David Beckham and his wife Victoria, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are pitching a sex drug on Chinese television, only they don’t know it.
According to the Herald Sun, the Viagra-style pills called USA Selikon has lifted video [...]

Old people vote.
Mexico City Mayor Marcelo Ebrard is up for re-election in July.
One of his campaign tactics: Hand out free Viagra to poor men over 60.
“Everyone has the right to be happy,” Ebrard, told the New York Times.
Sort of gives a new look to the Mexican Hat Dance.