Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov said yesterday that Russian Muslims should be able to take multiple wives – we’re assuming he was talking about the men. The women don’t seem to have much say.
Kadyrov’s reasoning: When men have multiple wives they’re less likely to cheat and prostitution decreases.
“That’s a tradition we’ve always had. God allows Muslims to do [...]

From the Associated Press:
It’s rare when rubber-necking calls for an actual rubber, but late-night traffic on one of Moscow’s busiest highways crawled to a halt yesterday when an electronic billboard stopped showing its regularly scheduled messages and aired a two-minute pornographic video.
The billboard owner said a hacker was to blame.
No accidents were reported but one [...]

It’s all fun and games until someone tries to hump a raccoon.
According to the London Sun,  Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he thought it might be a good idea to try out his moves on a raccoon.
Bad idea.
The little critters not only have sharp quills but sharp teeth and they [...]

Note to sex shops: If a man doesn’t get his money shot, he may want his money back.
In Moscow, the BBC reports, an angry gent returned to a sex shop where he purchased pills to cure his impotence, and demanded his money back because they didn’t work.
When the saleswoman wouldn’t return his cash, he shot [...]