A New Jersey man called police when a woman he was giving a ride to stole his cell phone.

He told the cops he gave the woman a ride because she looked cold and he was being nice.
What he didn’t tell police was that he had just paid her $65 to blow him while he parked [...]

In Seoul, South Korea, a serial convenience store robber has ordered all clerks to take off their clothes at knifepoint so they can’t chase him.
The 25-year-old robber, has been identified only as Kim, which, in South Korea, should really narrow it down.

Newspaper crime blogs are great because they give an outlet to cover important stories that may not otherwise make the newspaper.
The Sacramento Bee’s crime blog reports that David William Hadeen, 36, put on a cape and allegedly robbed the adult store L’amour Shoppe with a wooden sword.
Well, that’s the way he likes to think of it.
Upon entering [...]

A pair of robbers who felt inadequate, hit the Romance Store in Fort Worth, Texas, Dec. 21.
They hit the cash drawer and and then they decided on some post-robbery party items.
According to the Dallas Morning News, “They took four or five penis pumps,” said manager Sunny Sharma. “And a life-size blow-up doll.”

In Southern Mississippi, police are on the lookout for a man who broke into a couple’s apartment while they were away for Thanksgiving, watched porn on their computer and enjoyed himself while watching it.
According to the Biloxi Sun-Herald, Jackson County Sheriff Mike Byrd said the intruder also rifled the couple’s drawers and tossed the woman’s [...]