Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole makes a lot of personal appearances at nightclubs and restaurants, but she won’t come to your hotel room and have sex with you.
Well, she might if she really likes you, but you can’t call some Las Vegas escort agency and order her up like some Tiger Woods tramp.
One [...]

Police arrested five men Sunday night for allegedly soliciting Tampa prostitutes.
The operation was called “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
That’s just cruel.

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In Ohio, a small group of monks from the Syro-Russian Orthodox Catholic Church have taken over the Canfield Colonial Motel and turned it into the Monastery Inn.
The motel was closed last year and former owner Arthur Klein was [...]

In Madrid, nine people have been arrested for smuggling Nigerian girls into Spain and forcing them to work as prostitutes.
They allegedly tricked the girls with phony job offers and then forced them to turn tricks to pay off outlandish debts the girls were said to have incurred.
The gang kept the girls from ratting them out [...]

Mary J. Doolin admitted to Cedar Rapids police that she had been running a prostitution ring for a number of years.
She was arrested yesterday for pimping out 37-year-old Debra Voshell (see below) to an undercover cop.
Voshell is her daughter.

Source: Associated Press

Hundreds of Chinese men have convinced themselves they have an HIV-like disease and no matter how many times their test come back negative they refuse to believe they’re clean.
Chinese doctors suggest the men have “HIV phobia” caused by guilt from having sex with prostitutes.
The problem is Chinese men don’t trust Chinese doctors and suspect a [...]

Kristin Davis, the former Manhattan Madam (not the “Sex and the City” star) has decided to run for governor of New York, where she indirectly was involved in the removal of former Governor Eliot Spitzer.
CBS News says this candidacy is not a joke.
“I was valedictorian of my high-school class,” Davis told a recent Libertarian convention. [...]

A New Jersey man called police when a woman he was giving a ride to stole his cell phone.

He told the cops he gave the woman a ride because she looked cold and he was being nice.
What he didn’t tell police was that he had just paid her $65 to blow him while he parked [...]