Entries Tagged as 'police'

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Mama better figure out a way to lock her daughter’s room at night

An Atlanta woman had heard her 14-year-old daughter trying to sneak boys into their house before, so she called the police when she heard footsteps at 4 a.m.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that when police arrived Kenneth Bernard Williams ran from the window. He was carrying six condoms so he obviously expected it to be a [...]

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Police Academy 7: Sex Tapes with Minors

A few rules about making a sex tape:
1) Make sure your partner is over 18.
2) Make sure your partner consents to being filmed.
3) Don’t try to become a policeman.
In Memphis, 26-year-old police academy recruit Gregory Marshall was kicked out of the academy and arrested after police found video of him having sex with a 17-year-old [...]

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Traffic stop saves teen hooker pimped by relative

Crimes are so often stopped by accident.
In Oregon, a police officer made a routine traffic stop of a van and became suspicious of the 14-year-old girl in the van with a 42-year-old man. 
Detective Cheryl Waddell was called in and learned that the girl was having sex with the driver and had been forced into a [...]

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

‘Be Prepared’ for Perv of the Year No. 2

From KSPR in Missouri: In Fredericktown, Mo., Kenneth Tomlinson is behind bars after admitting to having sex with young boys, videotaping the attacks, and then destroying the evidence.
Tomlinson was the leader of a boy scout troop.
He was also the chief of police.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

For German policeman, getting laid is a religious experience

When people say you should go to church to feel God’s love this is not what they mean:
“A policeman in Bavaria faces a possible jail term of up to three years for  disturbing a religious service by allegedly having sex in the gallery of a Catholic church.”
More here.

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

What the Fork is going on in Utah?

Two boys at Forbes Elementary School in American Fork, Utah, are in trouble with the law after accessing porn on a school computer and showing it to their friends.
The Daily Herald reports that the 11-year-old fifth graders had a difficult time breaking through the school’s filtering system, but using good old American ingenuity, they finally [...]

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Girls’ coach found to have girls’ porn on computer

Solid citizen or perv? Sometimes it’s so hard to tell.
James Spencer Hagelston, 41, was arrested at his Tracy, California home this week.

The Tracy Press reports police believe Hagelston was packing his bags and trying to escape at the time.
Found on Hagelston’s computer were kiddie porn movies depicting young girls having sex with adult men.
As his [...]

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Ohio teacher blows off class to blow some john

In Ohio, the Logan County Sheriff’s Department said Wednesday that a fourth-grade teacher at Western Intermediate School, who worked part-time as a prostitute, skipped afternoon classes Tuesday for a motel tryst she arranged via Craigslist . . . on a school computer.
The Associated Press reports Amber Carter (is that her real name or her ho [...]

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Ex-cop found guilty of putting foot in mouth – foot belonged to teenage girl

Former policeman Michael Curtin, 37, won’t have to go to jail but he will spend five years on probation after pleading guilty to soliciting sex from an underage girl and offering others $1,000 . .
. . . To suck their toes.
According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Curtin acknowledged having a foot fetish (which is good because no one would have [...]

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Man robs sex store to enhance manhood; fellow inmates will see if it worked

Newspaper crime blogs are great because they give an outlet to cover important stories that may not otherwise make the newspaper.
The Sacramento Bee’s crime blog reports that David William Hadeen, 36, put on a cape and allegedly robbed the adult store L’amour Shoppe with a wooden sword.
Well, that’s the way he likes to think of it.
Upon entering [...]