In honor of Valentine’s Day, Amazon.com has compiled a list of the Top 20 romantic cities in America. They figured this out by tabulating sales data of romance novels; sex and relationship books; romantic comedy DVDs; Barry White CDs; and sexual wellness products for the month of January, on a per capita basis.
The Top 20:
1. [...]

We’re not even through January and we may have to end the voting on Perv of the Year.
Ronald Darling, 45, of Branson, Missouri, pleaded guilty in federal court Friday to producing and distributing child pornography WITH AN INFANT.
The poorly named Darling did his work between 2003 and 2006 and admitted that many of his images included [...]

From KSPR in Missouri: In Fredericktown, Mo., Kenneth Tomlinson is behind bars after admitting to having sex with young boys, videotaping the attacks, and then destroying the evidence.
Tomlinson was the leader of a boy scout troop.
He was also the chief of police.

 
 
 
 
Wayne A. Smith, 27, is back in Nebraska, accused of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl from Blair and transporting her 400 miles to Missouri.
So she could live with him in an abandoned school bus.
Young love, it’s so hard to figure.
The Omaha World-Herald reports that last July, the girl’s family reported her missing. She had been [...]

There is some weird shit going down in rural America.
In Harrisonville, Mo., an alleged father of four faces charges of killing at least one of his children after human remains were discovered at the home where the family once lived.
The mother of the four children is believed to be his teenage daughter, whom he started [...]

Laurie Lynn McConnell, a former USDA statistician in Kansas City, has been indicted for running a prostitution ring from her work computer.
McConnell and co-defendant John O. Miller, who does not work for the USDA, are accused of running prostitution businesses named “Darc Phoenix” and “USA Honies.”
Wire services and the Kansas City Star report that according to prosecutors, [...]

In Lee’s Summit, Mo., KMBC 9 reports that a 13-year-old girl unwrapped her new Samsung Behold cell phone and ”When she turned it on, she was going to try to change her screen saver on the opening screen on the phone. When she went to the area where you get the new screen saver, it had some [...]

Convicted murderer Roberto Dunn says his Missouri guilty verdict eight years ago should be thrown out because the deliberations of two of his jurors seem to have been:
“Wanna have sex?”
“Okay.”
An attorney for Dunn, in prison for killing his girlfriend’s mother, is now seeking a new trial because of the recently discovered alleged sexual escapades in [...]

Not all parents seem to be a good influence on their children.
In southwest Missouri, KansasCity.com reports, a husband and wife are accused of smoking pot and watching porn with their teenage son.
Police found out about the parents’ misdeeds while they were looking into claims that the son molested at least three young children.