The Detroit News reports that Rev. Russell Schaller, 35, a minister who has a reputation for reaching out to troubled teens and taking them into his home, has been charged  with six counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct for allegedly having sex with an under-aged boy.

“There have been other accusations over the years from other communities around here,” said River Rouge Police Chief Robert Alderman. “Now that he’s locked up, we believe others will step forward. We definitely believe there are other victims. In our initial contact with him, he told an officer, ‘Age ain’t nothing but a number to me.’ ”

Which Bible verse is that again?

Schaller describes himself on his Internet site as “different” from other religious types.

Well, he’s different from the good ones.

The Top 20:

1. Alexandria, VA

2. Miami, FL

3. Cambridge, MA

4. Ann Arbor, MI

5. Berkeley, CA

6. Gainesville, FL

7. Arlington VA

8. Salt Lake City, UT

9. Pittsburgh, PA

10. Orlando, FL

11. Washington, DC

12. Bellevue, WA

13. Seattle, WA

14. Richmond, VA

15. Cincinatti, OH

16. Knoxville, TN

17. Columbia, MO

18. Tallahassee, FL

19. Columbia, SC

20. Atlanta, GA

Congratulations to the winners. Now get off the Internet and start making love.

Certainly Amazon realizes that almost all the winners are major college towns.

Except, of course, for Alexandria and Arlington, which is where a lot of politicians live.

The problem? The prostitute was an undercover cop and all the fake cop did was scare away her customer.

After the fake cop continued to follow the undercover cop, he was stopped and arrested by other real cops.

In his pickup truck, the real cops found a badge, police gear and a loaded .40-caliber handgun.

According to the Associated Press, a former Grand Blanc, Michigan, Cub Scout leader has been charged with sexually assaulting children. 

Charles Phillips, 36,  pleaded not guilty earlier this month to seven felonies is due in court on March 6 for a pretrial hearing. 

Prosecutors tell the Flint Journal that Phillips assaulted seven  children (six boys and one girl, ages 9 to 13), watched them have intercourse with each other and photographed them.

While it doesn’t appear as if Phillips used his role as a pack leader to solicit children, some of the children were in his pack. 

Huh? Then of course he solicited them. They didn’t come up with the idea themselves.

Not on campus, but in a hotel room.

According to mlive.com, the student confessed that she had advertised her sexual services on Craigslist to help pay her tuition and the professor just happened to answer her ad.

The student told police she reluctantly agreed to allow the prof to slap her ass with a belt, but thought he went too far when he twice slapped her face.

Both student and prof acknowledged to police they did not have intercourse, but whatever the student did, the prof paid her $300. The prof said he went online to find someone who would allow him to experiment, but he said he did not do anything the student didn’t give him permission to do. He said they hugged at the end of their session.

Both the professor, 44, and the student, 22, have pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor – using a computer to commit a crime. The professor awaits sentencing Dec. 30.

Happy New Year.

In 2007, Zeehandelaar flew from L.A. to Detroit to have sex with a mother and daughter.

The daughter was 5.

Actually, there was no mother or daughter, just an undercover Macomb County Sheriff’s detective assigned to the department’s internet predator squad.

Michigan high school teacher, Kelly Ann Abdo, was in court this week facing charges of indecent exposure and having sex with a student.

Kelly Ann pleaded innocent. But as Britney Spears might say, she’s not so innocent.

Kelly Ann, who seems to be married, is accused of having naked sex with a student in a parked car on a public street next to a house where other high schoolers were throwing a party.

Seeing a teacher doing it with a fellow classmates, other students reported the incident. Well, after they watched for awhile.

WBIR reports that Kelly Ann is also being investigated for another case involving sexual relations with a student.

Before she was put on paid leave Kelly Ann was a math teacher and volleyball coach at Monroe High School.

If she does the math now, she can probably figure out her jail time if found guilty.

“Yes, mom, I finished my homework.”

Approximately 20 adult men and 19 adult women were in the home (some guy was going to get disappointed, sloppy seconds or a teenager) and the men paid a $15 cover charge – hos extra. 

All the pros and johns were ticketed and released. The mother and men running the party could face more charges. Along with the arrests police found three handguns, some weed, a little X and heroin.

The woman’s daughter will likely be pole dancing in foster care.