In Kansas, 39-year-old Michael T. Cowley, a teacher and coach who worked for the Olathe Olathe School District and the Jewish Community Center pleaded guilty to posing as a 19-year-old girl on Facebook . . . so that he could entice boys to send him naked pictures of themselves.
He’s been sentenced to 17 and a half [...]

You know that big smiley face Wal-Mart uses?
Slap it on 45-year-old Lloyd Alexander.
The Wichita Eagle reports that Lloyd was arrested Thursday for jerking off in the Shawnee Wal-Mart toy aisle.
No kids, that’s not silly string.
Lloyd stripped his gears in front of a Hot Wheels display.
“He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason,” [...]

A 48-year-old Wichita woman, whose name is not being released to protect the identity of her sure-to-be-messed-up children, seems to have made a habit of pimping out her daughters.
Now she’s accused of prostituting her youngest.
Age 5.
Sedgwick County D.A. Nola Foulston asked a judge on Friday if she could introduce testimony from two of the woman’s [...]

Laurie Lynn McConnell, a former USDA statistician in Kansas City, has been indicted for running a prostitution ring from her work computer.
McConnell and co-defendant John O. Miller, who does not work for the USDA, are accused of running prostitution businesses named “Darc Phoenix” and “USA Honies.”
Wire services and the Kansas City Star report that according to prosecutors, [...]

Buddy Jones is a bad guy with a criminal history.
So when he “accidentally” strangled Michelle Rawls during sex two years ago, it’s not like he could call police. They’d think he did it on purpose.
Therefore, to avoid that indignity, he chopped her body up and hid it around Wichita.
The Wichita Eagle reports that Jones recently [...]