Police arrested five men Sunday night for allegedly soliciting Tampa prostitutes.
The operation was called “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
That’s just cruel.

As part of a cost-saving move in Osceola County, Fla., inmates have been put to work at animal control.
Two corrections officer. Six inmates.
Inmate Roger Adams was working in the back of the shelter. His girlfriend came in pretending to want to adopt a pet.
When the guards weren’t looking, Adams snuck the girlfriend into the men’s [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Amazon.com has compiled a list of the Top 20 romantic cities in America. They figured this out by tabulating sales data of romance novels; sex and relationship books; romantic comedy DVDs; Barry White CDs; and sexual wellness products for the month of January, on a per capita basis.
The Top 20:
1. [...]

According to the Orlando Sentinel, a judge in Florida angered Christian conservatives by allowing a gay couple to adopt a 1-year-old baby boy.
The kooks at the quasi-official sounding Orlando’s Florida Family Policy Council called the ruling “arrogant judicial activism” and included a photograph of the couple (the ones on the left) in a mailing to its [...]

Bradenton.com is coy in its reporting of a 47-year-old Bradenton man who performed a sex act on himself in front of a Web cam, turned off the Web cam when he found out his viewer was a 14-year-old girl, then contacted the girl, turned the cam back on and finished the deed.
Was the dude giving [...]

In Fort Walton Beach, Fla., 29-year-old Joseph Paul Madison got back at his former employer, Gary Smith Ford, and he didn’t have to key any cars or slash any tires.
Madison was arrested Jan. 13 and charged with offense against intellectual property after he allegedly logged onto the company’s Web site and put pornographic images in the [...]

Aren’t you just begging for trouble?
Babysitters are supposed to be teenage girls – not 55-year-old men.
But Daryl James McClelland of Bartow, Florida, got the job and he proceeded to sexually abuse and batter a 4-year-old girl he was allegedly caring for and take photos and videos of her.
According to WTSP10, McClelland is facing more than 75 [...]

Rodney Dillon, 65, of Kissimmee, Fla.,  has been arrested and charged with 55 counts of possession of child pornography and one count of promoting the sexual performance of a child, MyFoxOrlando.com reported.
Dillon is a security guard at Disney World.
Well, he was a security guard at Disney World.

What’s a girl to do when she’s got a hot date and no money to make herself more attractive?
In Fort Walton Beach, Florida, Melody Sanders tried shoplifting at the Intimate Treasures sex shop.
Northwest Florida Daily News says she was arrested with a Triple Indulgence Personal Massager, a Spartacus Leather Thong Whip, Climax Tingling Lube and Sex Tarts [...]

Prostitutes go to men’s apartments all the time.
Thankfully, they don’t always leave their 3-month-old babies in an SUV when they head off to work.
Latosha Yeadon,30,has been charged with Aggravated Child Abuse, Aggravated Child Neglect, Prostitution and Contributing to the Dependency of a Child.
The baby was spotted by a maintenance worker and taken to the hospital.
Where’d [...]