Entries Tagged as 'England'

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

British government sends children to gay bondage site

A spokesman for the Department of Children, Schools and Families said: ‘The naming of this webpage was clearly a mistake and we regret the supplier’s usual thorough checking procedures when creating web content seem to have failed.
Source: Made for Mums

Monday, February 8th, 2010

In England, middle schoolers are on maternity leave

According to statistics uncovered by the London Sun, since 2002, 63,487 British schoolgirls 15 and under have gotten pregnant.
45,861 of them were 15.
14,777 were 14.
2,527 were 13.
268 were 12.
39 were 11.
15 were 10.
That’s right, 10.
Have parents completely given up?

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Hot for teacher? British sex scandal school nabs No. 5

What the hell is going on at the Headlands School in England.
Christopher Reen, 31, this week became the fifth member of the school’s staff  to be arrested for having an affair with students.
According to the Daily Mail, Reen’s triple play of bad behavior includes:
1) He had only been working at the school a few weeks [...]

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Women got diplomas only because they were behind

Karl Woodgett, the registrar of the University of Surrey in England was given a suspended jail sentence Monday for offering forged university degrees to two African women in exchange for letting him spank them.
Woodgett, pretending he was “Dave,” told the women he was working on a “pain management study” then took them to a hotel [...]

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

We’re No. 1: Romania exports more prostitutes than Russia

Joining the European Union and opening up Romania to visa-free travel has had an unintended consequence: Women fleeing the country to make money whoring in Western Europe.
The Times of London reported that a survey by Tempep, an EU-funded network of sex industry health agencies, found that one in eight foreign prostitutes in Europe was Romanian, [...]

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

No Sex Aloud: Judge Tells Woman to STFU

Englishwoman Caroline Cartwright, 48, was given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months, for making to much noise moaning, yelling and squealing during sex.
If she hits such high notes again over the next year, she could go to jail.
“I’ve heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

In England, No Nudes is Good Nudes

According to the Daily Mail: 
The British TV auction show “Flog It!” was forbidden from selling a painting because of an exposed left breast. 
“This is a 19th century neo-classical work of art,” said auctioneer  Alan Aldridge, “I can’t imagine anyone getting offended over a naked female nipple these days.
“I tried putting a Post-It note over the [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

5 Keys to Stuffy Ol’ England’s Sexual Revolution

According to the BBC, which goes on at length:
1. Shirley Conran’s novel “Lace.”
2. Dr. Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
3. The London Sun’s nude Page 3 girls.
4. “Debbie Does Dallas.”
5. The death of Terrence Higgins from AIDS.
So that’s two books, a newspaper, a porn film and a tragedy. Perhaps England’s next sexual revolution will actually [...]

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Will controversial artist bring porn back to the Tate?

 
Fiona Banner

‘Arsewoman in Wonderland’ (2001) (detail)
 
According to the Independent, artist Fiona Banner has been invited to create an art installation for Britain’s Tate Museum, eight years after plastering the gallery’s space with a vivid description of a pornographic film.
Judith Nesbitt, chief curator at Tate Britain, said: “Fiona Banner’s works arrest the eye and the mind; they [...]

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Woman jailed sending police on wild goose chase for made-up rapist

An Englishwoman woman whose false cry of rape led to an extensive manhunt with a police helicopters and the arrest of an innocent father of two who was out walking his cocker spaniel, is going to jail for 18 months.
She’s also getting psychiatric help.
The full story is in the Daily Mail.