Entries Tagged as 'elementary school'

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

In California, latest banned book is the dictionary

The Menifee Union School District has temporarily decided that the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary ban be returned to fourth and fifth grade classrooms. The dictionary was yanked when a curious student came across a definition for oral sex (“oral stimulation of the genitals”).
Parents, of course, were outraged that such a tawdry book as the dictionary could [...]

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

What the Fork is going on in Utah?

Two boys at Forbes Elementary School in American Fork, Utah, are in trouble with the law after accessing porn on a school computer and showing it to their friends.
The Daily Herald reports that the 11-year-old fifth graders had a difficult time breaking through the school’s filtering system, but using good old American ingenuity, they finally [...]

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Grade schooler lets sex life go to pot

It’s unfortunately not that unusual for a young woman to trade sex for drugs, but it is unusual (thank goodness) when the sex trader is in elementary school.
WESH in Florida reports that a sixth grader at a Palm Bay elementary school allegedly had sex with a South Florida man in return for marijuana.
The investigation started [...]

Friday, December 19th, 2008

No fair! Sex in school leads to boy’s suspension, not girl’s

If you don’t think kids are growing up too fast (and society has no clue how to deal with it), take this story from Philadelphia, reported by the Philadelphia Daily News.
Walter Ransome, who’s all of 13, got caught in the stairwell of the Francis Pastorius Elementary School the week before Thanksgiving.
Was he sneaking a smoke? [...]

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Ho and tell: PPV motel porn mistakenly beamed into elementary school

Fox 4 News reports that the satellite signal sending dirty movies to the rooms-by-the-hour Colonial House motel in South Dallas, was also beaming the movies into the St. Philip’s School across the street.
Fox 4 says there have been 60 prostitution-related arrests at the motel over the past few years.
So the porn was really just a mood-setter.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Nice girl tells Santa who’s naughty, molester arrested

Hey, little girl, want to get your creepy relative to stop touching you inappropriately?
Write a letter to Santa.
That’s what a 9-year-old girl in Pharr, Texas did. And her letter, the Associated Press reports, led to the arrest of 55-year-old Andres Enrique Cantu, who has allegedly been abusing her for four years.
The girl wrote the letter Thursday [...]

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

Update: Gunns holstered at Jersey school

Closed-minded New Jersey parents are breathing a sigh of relief.
Louisa Tuck (aka Crystal Gunns) will no longer be handing out milk in the cafeteria or monitoring children in the schoolyard.
She has resigned from her job as a part-time school aide at the D’Ippolito Elementary School.
She hadn’t reported for work since news of her life in [...]

Friday, November 21st, 2008

School parents hope to nip Tuck over past career in porn

Even though she has been a model employee, Vineland, New Jersey elementary school parents are complaining because a teacher’s aide at the D’Ippolito Elementary School has a previous job on her curriculum vitae: porn star.
Frank Giordano, president of the local Board of Ed wants her fired. Superintendent Charles “Chalky” Ottinger said the district has been [...]