In Australia, 50-year-old Mark Stephen Owen pleaded guilty to 12 counts of performing indecent acts at various Brisbane homes between 1999 and 2008.
The prosecutor told the court that while Owen worked, women patrons said an “extremely large” penis poked  out from the fabric of his very short shorts.

According to the Daily Telegraph, Owen would also masturbate [...]

More sexual dysfunction from merrie olde England.
A man from Kent was red-faced and red-penised yesterday when a cock ring got stuck on his  joy stick during a sex game.
The Sun reports that the ring had to be cut off his hose by firemen.
A hospital source said: “The guy obviously thought he might be able to [...]