Entries Tagged as 'China'

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Mysterious disease plagues Chinese men who visit prostitutes. Doctors call it guilt.

Hundreds of Chinese men have convinced themselves they have an HIV-like disease and no matter how many times their test come back negative they refuse to believe they’re clean.
Chinese doctors suggest the men have “HIV phobia” caused by guilt from having sex with prostitutes.
The problem is Chinese men don’t trust Chinese doctors and suspect a [...]

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Jessica Alba wannabe seeks eyes from column A, nose from column B

A 21-year-old Chinese woman has told the Shanghai Daily that she plans to win back her ex-boyfriend by getting a plastic surgery makeover – to look like Jessica Alba.
The ex LOVES Jessica Alba.
Obviously, he hasn’t seen too many of her movies.
“I have made my decision,” the newspaper quoted her as saying. “I’m not only doing [...]

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Burglar surprised by amorous woman

In China, a sleeping woman confused a burglar for her husband and jumped him (in the good way) when he entered her bedroom. When she realized she was fooling around with a thief, she screamed, and her husband, who was playing mahjong next door, also jumped the burglar (in the bad way).
Sometimes you make out [...]

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Watch Internet porn, make big bucks

As part of its crackdown on Internet pornography, the Chinese government has offered money to citizens who find online porn sites and turn them in. Sort of a “Cash for Cummers” plan.
One unnamed student spent so much time ratting out porn sites, he nearly flunked out of school, but he did earn the equivalent of [...]

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Bad China pattern: Not enough women

Hey, ladies, finding the men in your pool are lacking that certain something?
Looking for a mate and tired of all the games and meat markets?
Move to China.
So many girl fetuses are being aborted in China, the next decade is going to see a shortage of women.
About 24 million women.

Monday, January 4th, 2010

The Great FireWall of China: Government cracks down on porn

Now that the Beijing Olympics are over, the Chinese government needs a new project so it’s decided to clean up the Internet.
Last year the country arrested more than 5000 people and began paying citizens about $1500 for reporting porn sites.
That closed down about 9,000 sites.
China sees the porn crackdown as important to “long-term state security.”
Yes in [...]

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

In China, celebs find hard work easy to cum by – they just don’t get paid

You can poison our pet food and put lead in our toys, but DO NOT mess with James Bond.
David Beckham and his wife Victoria, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are pitching a sex drug on Chinese television, only they don’t know it.
According to the Herald Sun, the Viagra-style pills called USA Selikon has lifted video [...]

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Yu can’t have Fan so Chinese mistress contest turns deadly

“The Bachelor” has got nothing on this.
Instead of a man looking for love, a married Chinese businessman named Fan, was looking to lay off four of his five mistresses.
Economic woes.
Sort of like “The Big Love,” the mistresses had been with Fan since 2000 and all knew about each other. Each received a rent-free apartment and [...]

Friday, January 16th, 2009

The final exam blows in Taiwan university’s porn class

Providence University in Taiwan has started a course this semester in appreciating and analyzing porn movies.

One sure hopes there’s plenty of room between the rows of seats.
It’s a serious course according to the university’s Mass Communication Department (that’s “Mass” not “Ass”).
Ananova.com reports that to pass the course, students must give an academic 15-minute presentation analyzing [...]

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

Drug-maker makes potentially toxic boner

Chinese manufacturers exported to America their tainted toothpaste and lead-based toys. They seem to have sent to Australia’s Northern Territories their toxic erection pill.
Three patients, two men and a woman (a woman?) were all admitted to Royal Darwin Hospital in the past two months after taking Nangen Zengzhangsu – a Chinese medication which was supposed [...]