Finally there may be an alternative to getting your dog neutered.
Pretend he/she is a Middle Ages virgin.
A dog breeder in Louisiana has invented a strap-on, eight-buckle canine chastity belt that  will let your pet pooch do everything he needs to do except make little pooches. 
It’s called the PABS, or Pet Anti Breeding System. 
Said AOL Senior [...]

For Valentine’s Day, zoos like to get their kink on.
In San Francisco, former zookeeper Jane Tollini will host Woo At The Zoo, an R-rated, champagne sex tour where she “talks filthy” about how various beasts mate. 
Sure it may be nice for a man to be told he’s hung like a horse but you better not try [...]

Really, could you concentrate on tennis?

Want to see giraffes neck?
The topic this Valentine’s Day is animal sex.
And it’s legal.
At the Philadelphia Zoo this weekend, a $75 adults-only program dubbed “Lovin’ on the Wild Side” will feature brunch and a walking tour to meet animal couples.
“This is the one time a year where there are no holds barred,” said Laura Warner, the zoo’s [...]