Kristin Davis, the former Manhattan Madam (not the “Sex and the City” star) has decided to run for governor of New York, where she indirectly was involved in the removal of former Governor Eliot Spitzer.

CBS News says this candidacy is not a joke.

“I was valedictorian of my high-school class,” Davis told a recent Libertarian convention. “I worked 10 years in finance. I was vice president of a hedge fund. I went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from scratch.” 

When men had an itch, she scratched.

Davis also has political advisor Roger Stone (Nixon, Reagan, Bush) working for her.

“I want to get her a half-million votes,” Stone told the New York Daily News. 

Come on, Roger, that’s not enough to win. If you’re in it, you win it.

Davis is a fiscal conservative who’s anti-tax and for legalizing prostitution and marijuana. She believes the two businesses could bring in $2.6 billion in revenue (much of which is now going to junkies and organized crime). 

Stone says Davis has a nicely-shaped leg up on the competition because “she has nothing to hide.” 

We agree. If the last few years have shown us anything, all politicians are whores AND they suck at it. Kristin Davis knows how to give the people what they want and you’ll still respect her in the morning.

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