You can poison our pet food and put lead in our toys, but DO NOT mess with James Bond.

David Beckham and his wife Victoria, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are pitching a sex drug on Chinese television, only they don’t know it.

According to the Herald Sun, the Viagra-style pills called USA Selikon has lifted video footage of the celebs and dubbed the footage with Chinese voices.

Beckham appears to say: “Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria.”

Connery: “I turned 70 this year. But with the help of USA Selikon capsules, I was praised by Barbara that I’m still THE James Bond, forever 25.”

Connery’s wife is named Micheline and he’s 78.

Reeves: “The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising. And my girlfriends were also surprised.”

We bet they were surprised if you were washing your kidneys.

A sales manager speaking on behalf of USA Selikon told the South China Morning Post in Hong Kong the advertisements had been approved by authorities.

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