Kristin Davis

Manhattan madam Kristin Davis (not the lovely “Sex and the City” star) is out of prison following her involvement in the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal and she’s talking to Steppin’ Out magazine.

About which female celebrities would make the best call girls.

Well, not necessarily the best, but which ones could charge the most money.

Hey, you’ve got to have some gossipy hook to promote your new book, ”The Real Sex in the City: True Tales of the Manhattan Madam.”

Davis says Angelina Jolie would be her top girl (although also a bottom) renting out at about $2,000 per hour (4 hour minimum). At those prices, only Brad Pitt could afford her.

Katie Holmes could also be a big earner.

“Katie would be very popular because she has that All-American college girl look,” she said. ”I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000.”

No minimum. After she’s exhausted all the sex tricks she’s learned with her husband, what would she do the other 59 minutes.

Now that she’s got her hair back (on her head) Britney Spears could bring in $2,000 an hour. So could Paris Hilton (haven’t people seen her sex tape?) and Melania Trump. Davis was not catty enough to mention Melania probably makes more than that in the job she has now.

As for former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, she should stick to politics (or, better yet, not politics).

“I wouldn’t have any market for her,” she said. “She’s cute, but not for my kind of clients … She could work for a cheaper agency – maybe a $300-an-hour type agency.”

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