Must be a very slow news day in Canada. The Vancouver Sun is reporting that Florida porn producer Cezar Capone (the self proclaimed “king of all MILF films”) has offered to pay Sarah Palin $2 million to appear in a sex film.

That’s a news story? That’s like Kinky Moments offering $2 million to Cloris Leachman and Bruno to appear in a sex film. Not gonna happen.

To make the offer even harder to refuse, Capone says the film will be shot in HD and if Todd Palin agrees to drill, baby, drill his wife in the film, he’ll get paid $100,000 plus a snowmobile.

The story goes on to say that Gov. Palin has not yet publicly responded to the offer. Don’t hold your breath.

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